What should yo udo if your baby shrieks at a wedding or "stealth vomits" on an innocent bystander? How can you use your child to avoid old friends you never liked in the first place? Is there a polite way to encourage cash baby-shower gifts or determine whether or not your babysitter is insane? Eats, Poops, & Leaves has the answers to all these questions and more, offering polite yet innovative solutions to the etiquette situations - from the mundane to the bizarre - that confront all new parents including: travel etiquette, workplace etiquette, and beauty etiquette. Lots of books teach you how to change diapers, but this is the first book that will help you trick your spouse into doing it. At last, a hip, hysterical, illustrated etiquette guide to the things new parents really need to know! |