Oh, Sorry about that. As you are sure to find out, parenthood requires the excessive employment of this phrase. It will be offered to the person next to you on the plane, the waitress at the restaurant, your neighbors, everyone who comes within 100 baby steps from you. Because babies, while extraordinary, are challenging. And they will get you into more messes than you might have imagined. But not big honking messes. Just little ones that simple, heartfelt apologies will fix. So off you go, apology cards in one hand and baby in the other, to wreak havoc upon the world. Good luck! |